Review: Pocket Card Jockey

Review: Pocket Card Jockey screenshot

Counselor: Hello everyone and welcome to this addiction support group. I see we have a new face here tonight so, sir, if you'd like to stand up and tell us all why you're here?

(I stand up)

Me: Hello, I'm CJ.

Group: Hello, CJ.

Me: Very recently I downloaded a new video game that has completely consumed all of my free time. I'm missing sleep, I'm falling behind at work, and I'm fighting with my wife all because I can't stop playing this game. My name is CJ Andriessen and I'm a Pocket Card Jockey-aholic.

(They applaud me for my bravery)